Fantastic Four (2015)

Fantastic Four is the origin story for one of Marvel's most noteworthy comics. Four youngins are transported to a mystical alternate dimension where they obtain superpowers.

Josh Trank threw a fit when Disney saw how bad this movie was because it lost him the director's chair for a Star Wars film. To be honest I would be upset too. This film ended his career. He has yet to do anything since and I doubt he'll do anything significant in the future.

I enjoyed Miles Teller in Whiplash, but that's it. Most of his movies I dislike because of the cocky-but-nothing-to-back-it-up attitude. His scar on his chin is still distracting.

Kate Mara had a wig in some scenes and not in others. Hmm, I wonder if this film had reshoots? Her performance felt wooden and phoned in. She was great in Shooter, and I adored her performance in House of Cards.

Michael B. Jordan is one of the few saving graces in this film. He did his best with what was given to him. Between the upcoming Black Panther and Creed II, I can say this film didn't destroy his career like it did Trank's.

Result: D (It's pretty bad. Not The Wedding Ringer bad, but it's down there)

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