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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)


I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) is a modern reboot that struggles under the weight of its own messaging.

Written and directed by Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, known for Do Revenge and co-writing Thor: Love and Thunder, the script leans heavily into a feminist slant that often feels forced and out of sync with the slasher tone. Instead of enhancing the story, it undercuts tension with cringeworthy dialogue and awkward character beats.

Madelyn Cline, seen in Outer Banks and Glass Onion, is easily the film’s highlight. She delivers the most natural performance, blending beauty with presence, and does her best to anchor a shaky narrative. Unfortunately, the material rarely rises to meet her.

Tyriq Withers, who appears in The Game and has the upcoming film Him. I'm quite excited to see how he does in that. He's likable and shows promise. His role is disappointingly small, sidelined by Robinson’s writing choices. He deserved more screen time and depth, as his charisma stands out even in brief moments.

Jonah Hauer-King, known for The Little Mermaid and World on Fire, plays the love interest but is literally referred to as a “beta” in the script, and the portrayal matches. It’s an odd creative decision that makes it difficult to root for his character in a genre where likability and chemistry are key.

Nepobaby Chase Sui Wonders, from Bodies Bodies Bodies and The Studio, fails to lead the cast as the supposed new final girl. Despite effort, she lacks the weight and emotional resonance needed, especially when compared to Jennifer Love Hewitt’s iconic original. The attempt to recapture the magic just doesn’t land. The ending ruins the film.

Result: D+

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