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Escape Room (2019)

Taylor Russell in Escape Room (2019)

 Escape Room is presented as a Saw-like game of puzzle solving or your life ends. This time around they remove the gore to get a PG-13 rating and a January release.

Adam Robitel is best known as the director of Insidious: The Last Key. Which I 'saw' and meh'd about last year. He also did Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension which I haven't seen. I stopped watching the Paranormal movies after The Marked Ones. There are some camera/direction problems nothing an average movie-goer would notice.

Taylor Russell plays the main character Zoey. Don't take any offense, but she has a really hard time going full Aspergers, but once she turns Lara Croft she does a decent job. She also did the over-looked Lost in Space TV series which I still need to watch.

I want to see Deborah Ann Woll in more movies after seeing her in this. She was a shining star in this film. She plays a former military survivor with a lot of baggage. You'll remember her as Karen Page from Netflix's Daredevil, Punisher, and Defenders.

Everyone else is kinda throwaway characters playing stereotypical roles. Something that Cabin in the Woods made fun of a long time ago in a much better movie. I felt bored, and in a suspense/thriller the audience shouldn't feel bored. Oh and there's no horror to this movie at all. My Dad could go see this movie and be fine.

Result: C+ Because the film is supposed to be a horror film that isn't scary, I cannot go Fresh.
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