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The Dink (2026)


The Dink
is a sports comedy centered around the world of pickleball, a premise that will probably turn away a good number of viewers before they even press play. Fortunately, director Josh Greenbaum understands exactly how ridiculous that sounds and wisely leans into the absurdity instead of trying to make the sport seem more important than it is. The film is self-aware from beginning to end, never taking itself too seriously. It's also easy to see why this skipped a theatrical release in favor of streaming. This feels like the kind of movie that will naturally find a larger audience on Apple TV+ than it ever would have in cinemas.

Jake Johnson, known for New Girl and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, stars as the film's lead. While Johnson has proven to be a likable comedic actor in the past, he never quite generates enough laughs here to carry the movie on his own. Sean Clements, known for Workaholics, delivers the type of humor that reminded me why that series never clicked with me. Much of the comedy simply doesn't land, leaving the film searching for momentum whenever Johnson is asked to carry scenes by himself.

Ed Harris, known for The Truman Show and Top Gun: Maverick, gives a performance that almost feels intentionally disengaged. His character is written to be dismissive and emotionally distant, so Harris' lack of enthusiasm oddly ends up working in the film's favor. Mary Steenburgen, known for Back to the Future Part III and Last Vegas, once again proves she can elevate almost anything she's in. Her warmth, charisma, and effortless charm make her the standout member of the cast, and even as she embraces roles that reflect her age, she remains the most enjoyable part of the movie.

Overall, The Dink is a harmless comedy that knows exactly what it is but never finds enough laughs to justify its premise. Josh Greenbaum deserves credit for embracing the silliness of pickleball rather than pretending it's something more, but the unfunny comedy and underwhelming lead performance keep the film from standing out. Thankfully, Mary Steenburgen provides enough heart to make it watchable, even if it's ultimately a forgettable streaming comedy. Result: C-

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