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Cold Storage (2026)


Cold Storage (2026)
is a sci fi horror thriller that surprised me in a good way. The writing is solid enough that it actually calmed some of my worries about Disclosure Day coming later this year since the same writer is involved. The story holds together and stays engaging, even when the visuals do not. The CG is laughably bad at times, but the acting/chemistry keeps the movie watchable.

Jonny Campbell directs, with the screenplay by David Koepp, known for Jurassic Park and Spider-Man. His writing here is tighter than expected, which is why it gives me more confidence about Disclosure Day. The direction is straightforward and lets the script do most of the work, even if the effects budget clearly limits what can be shown on screen. He needs a redemption after Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

Joe Keery, known for Stranger Things and Free Guy, is the main reason I showed up. He proves he can handle a leading role after Stranger Things and carries the film with a relaxed and confident presence. He keeps the momentum going even when the spectacle falls short.

Georgina Campbell, recognized for Barbarian and Bird Box Barcelona, has great chemistry with Keery. Their scenes together are the highlight of the film and give the chaos some needed grounding.

Liam Neeson, known for Taken and Schindler's List, turns in an okay performance, but the movie oddly puts him on his back for the most of the movie. He is dependable, just not especially dynamic here.

Good writing, strong lead chemistry, weak CG, and better than expected execution overall. Result: B

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