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Night Patrol (2026)


Night Patrol (2026) has flashes of sharp writing mixed with moments that are downright idiotic. When it works, it works surprisingly well, but the inconsistency hurts the overall experience. The CG is especially rough at times and pulls you out of the film more than once. It feels like a movie that knows what it wants to be but cannot fully execute on that vision.

Ryan Prows, a V/H/S alumnus best known for his segment in V/H/S/94 and earlier work in the anthology space, directs the film with confidence. His eye for atmosphere and pacing is solid, especially during the quieter moments. Unfortunately, the weaker script moments and uneven effects undermine his direction, even though the film itself is competently staged.

Justin Long, recognizable from Jeepers Creepers and Barbarian, is the most noteworthy actor in the cast even though he plays a supporting role. He clearly understands the tone of the film and leans into Fowler’s rise in a way that feels intentional and self aware. His presence elevates every scene he is in.

Jermaine Fowler, known for Coming 2 America and Sorry to Bother You, does a pretty good job as the wannabe Night Patrol-er. He sells the ambition and insecurity of the character well, even if the writing sometimes lets him down. Fowler carries most of the film and holds his own despite the uneven material.

CM Punk, familiar to many from WWE and films like Girl on the Third Floor, appears in a role that suits his limited acting range. His performance is passable for a B-movie horror film and does not distract, which is about the best compliment it can earn in this type of movie.

In the end, Night Patrol feels like a mixed bag. Solid direction and a few strong performances are weighed down by laughable CG and inconsistent writing. It is not a disaster, but it never rises above being just okay. Result: C+

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