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Five Night's At Freddy's 2 (2025)

 

Five Night's At Freddy's 2 is the sequel to the video game movie released in 2023. 

Director Emma Tammi is lucky the fanbase is showing up for her movie. Without them she would be a complete unknown and with her ability to direct she would remain as such. Scott Cawthon can write video games but when it comes to realistic or natural dialogue between children he can't help himself.

Piper Rubio cannot act well. The way she delivers lines is as if the director didn't ask her to try again. With how cheap these movies are made I imagine that was how it went. No way was this the seventh take. 

Elizabeth Lail is probably the best of the main characters while Mckenna Grace seems to be in the movie just so they could say she was. She really feels out of place with her ability to act compared to these main characters. 

Horror veterans will be happy to see Skeet Ulrich and Matthew Lillard return to the same movie but they should have had a scene together to have horror fans be happy. While the film is scarier than the first, it lacks heavily in the writing area. Result: C-

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