Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is the newest edition of the American storyline for the titular monsters.

Let me start off by saying that if you turn your brain off for the human parts the film is watchable. The film has eye-rolling character development where men act like women and women act like men. Just like the newest Ghostbusters there is a bit of teen angst in a film that doesn't need it. They brought back Terry Rossio to write the film yet had one of the world's worst writers Jeremy Slater there to edit the writing to make it boring. He's one of the worst because of how he butchered Death Note and Fantastic Four.

I enjoyed Rebecca Hall in The Town but here she's so one dimensional. She plays the main scientist. Dan Stevens plays a hippie which I don't know who that's appealing to, but it's not the general audience. He's got a film I'm excited for later this year called Cuckoo. He also played the Beast in Beauty & the Beast in 2017.

The film was a disappointment if you pay attention, it's boring for half the film, it works when you turn your brain off. Result: C-

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