The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

The Last Voyage of the Demeter is based on the captain's log for Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Directed by André Øvredal, the film could have been as good as his earlier work like Troll Hunter and The Autopsy of Jane Doe. This film fails to deliver. Not only with uninteresting scenes, boring dialogue, and unbelievable events but also a lack of horror. The movie just isn't scary one bit. I could probably let my 9-year-old watch this and she would just laugh at the attempts to scare.

Corey Hawkins plays the main character and already at the beginning of the film he's unlikeable, he doesn't grow on you either. You can tell he was just there to sell the diversity of the film, and this will be a blemish on his career.

The film also has Liam Cunningham and David Dastmalchian but their side story doesn't go anywhere and you're not really rooting for either one of them to survive. You might know Liam from Game of Thrones and David from his other horror movie this year, Boogeyman.

I was nearly asleep trying to get through this movie. It should have been a straight-to-streaming or Blu-ray. Result: D

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