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Cinderella (2021)

 



Cinderella is a modern take on the classic tale. This time everything is politically upside down.

Written and Directed by Kay Cannon,  Cinderella takes any chance it can to push an agenda. It's nauseating in the forcefulness of the propaganda. It's hard to take any scene that isn't singing seriously. It lives in a dystopian world where anyone who doesn't think progressively like-minded is a fool and shouldn't have joy. The direction is okay, but that's to be expected as she probably picked up some being the producer of the Pitch Perfect trillogy.

Camila Cabello plays Cinderella and her first major film. She can sing and performs well next to her stepmother played by Idina Menzel, who needs no introduction. Surely, she will be in future musicals and I can only hope for one with a better writer.

Pierce Brosnan plays King Rowan and is forceful in his performance but given the point of his character, it's sad to see. Someone had to be the punching bag, and despite having a musical legacy I really wish he was written with more depth.

The writing really wants to be like Hamilton but isn't quite there. There is a reason why this wasn't brought to the silver screen and was left for the digital platform. Only one place was even showing it at the movies. It's not like there is a lot of competition out there right now as there are few films that hit this demographic out there. As a movie that trashes the past, I'd pass this one over and watch my favorite musical Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. 

Result: D- It's a chore to watch and difficult to stomach. Unless you enjoy getting your views validated, avoid and wait for West Side Story later this year.

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